:from the muddy bank of Sg. Siput, Sg. Petani, P. Rengas and Rembau
Sunday morning, Malaysian have been shocked with Tsunami. This time the tsunami swept many BN parlimentary seat in northern Malaysia. The results are really unexpectable. BA also don't believe that they won so many parlimentary seats and conquer 5 states which already known as BN stronghold. It reminds me The Battle of Dagorlad in the Lord of the Ring (writen by JRR Tolkien), when the Last Alliance (Men and Elves) and armies of Sauron in battle outside the Black Gate of Mordor. Mordor is the stronghold of Sauron and it is imposible to enter the Black Gate. It is similar like the tsunami of votes from rakyat marches to the BN stronghold. What is happening actually. From where the tsunami comes from. What is the main cause triggering that gigantic wave until it able to sweep many parlimentary seat. It is not like a broom given by Khir Toyo. Broom cannot sweep better than Tsunami.
I need to do some research why the tsunami triggered. Then found a few buffalo are happyly playing in the pool of mud. Meanwhile, most the other clean buffalo are laying on the clean ground eating grass. The buffalo who are playing in the muddy pool are as follows. Two buffalo from Perak (P. Rengas and Sg. Siput), one buffalo from Kedah (Sg. Petani) and one buffalo from N.Sembilan (Rembau). Those buffalo are playing happily and shaking hardly. The mud splatted everywhere. Muddy from Sg Petani splatted to Penang. Muddy from P. Rengas splatted to Perak. Muddy from Sg. Siput splatted to Perak and some to Selangor. Lastly little buffalo at Rembau spotted its mud at Negri, Malacca and Johor. These then form a tsunami of mud. Luckly most of the buffalo at Negri, Malacca and Johor is covered with "mud-guard".
Then, almost all other buffalo spotted with that mud. After that many mosquito come and make the environment become worst. People dont't have any choice. They are too angry now. They hate the mosquito but they wanted to slaughter the buffalos. Then people decide to slaughter all the buffalo, and hopping the mosquito will run away and they can live happily. They pick the buffalo to be slaugthered randomly. Just point your finger to the buffalo then the buffalo will be slaughted. As simple as that.
Sadly to say, the naughty buffalo still alive. It is a big mistake if that buffalo not be slaughtered for kenduri. Minang people love to eat buffalo because, buffalo is smatter than a cow. Buffalo chossing the quality grass to eat compare to cow. Cow will eat everything.
Bare in mind, that buffalo might play again in the dirty mud and splatting again the tsunami of mud. English proverb says,
prevention is better than cure
Slaughtered them before they splatted more dirty mud to other buffalo. This coming august 2008, it is the best time to slaugther the buffalo exactly before the ramadhan. People in johor normally celebrate the first of ramadhan. People in N.Sembilan celebrate differently, they have a day called "hari mantai" or "hari bantai" which is a day they watch "anak bulan". During that day, they will slaugther buffalo and cow. The same culture applied at border N.Sembilan/Selangor, N9/Malacca and N9/Pahang. Don't forget to slaughter the naughty buffalo before ramadhan.
Let the other buffalo contribute their energy to serve the people in the rice field. People need rice to eat. Good Buffalo must go work and produce more production in the rice.
That's all about the Chronicles of Tsunami, Buffalo and Mosquito.
